blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

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neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

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arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

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milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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opn-wide:

empyreal:

Omg

Yooooooooo

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My Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!

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