prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via thefoxonfire)

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

(via staystrongloveislouder25)

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via machiavellianswag)

I am learning every day to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me.
━ Tracee Ellis Ross (via tome-withlove)

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straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

(via prayforprada)

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"Who is Benedict Cumberbatch? Isn’t he Doctor Who? Well excuse me for not watching your fangirl shows!"

-The Roommate